Hello everyone, this is Inspector Anonymous Zebra speaking.
I was working undercover this afternoon by the alias Alan Zhao. At around 1400 hours, something caught my attention at the corner of my eye. It appeared as if a man was dragging the corps of the late Dora the Explorer through the halls of Lowell High School. As I approached the scene, this mysterious man shoved the body into a locker on the 1st floor near the girls restroom. Upon further investigation, this man identified himself as Courtney Quan, but he vehenemently denied any involvement with the recent murder. Although I have -250 vision, I am confident that I saw the decapticated body inside the locker, given that blood was splattered everywhere.
When this man left, I collected some DNA evidence from the ground and submitted it to the lab for futher testing. Several hours later, DNA experts confirmed that the blood was indeed that of Dora the Explorer.
Upon consulting with the District Attorney office at DeeDeeDee Hall, we have decided to charge Courtney Ryan Quan (18) of San Francisco with assessory to murder. A warrant is currently out for his arrest.
However, this does not mean that we have solved the crime. The killer, whoever he or she may be, is still on the loose and is considered armed and extremely dangerous. Anyone with information is urged to contact police.
Until next time....
- Inspector Anonmynous Zebra
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