You are NOT the father!

Poor kid.... He needs to be on the Maury Show...

AHY PRODUCTIONS: FUTURE PROJECTS

GOOD NEWS :D

With the mini-clips and side projects that AHY Productions have produced has inspired us to create even bigger projects. The recent upgrades on film equipment has influenced our decision to expand our realm of cinematography. Projects, influenced by Wong Fu Productions, include videos for both Dragon Boat and Orchestra.

Since there is more of a Dragon Boat influence in this blog, I will talk more about that video project. Thomas and I are producing a video that will be released during team dinner. I would like to ask the brothers for your help in gathering pictures and video clips.

Another project that will be produced is for my Film as Lit final. I will be filming, editing, directing, etc. a music video that will include music segments of Apologize (by One Republic) and Viva La Vida (by Coldplay). The music video will include a collaboration with both Brotherhood and L Crew. Members of each group will be announced later
Storyboard is currently in production.

Shown below is our Viva La Vida Cover


~DS

The Maze Game!

Okay, so I found this game way back when in like 7th grade, but I just remembered it today... Try it! It's a blast!

The Maze
The game that started all the hype! If you haven't played this game yet, you are missing out! Do not be fooled by imitators... this is the original.


www.winterrowd.com

Don't play with superglue guys...

So here I am talking to people on aim and i spy a tube of superglue on my desk. I open the cap and twirl it around a few times. Then I feel like touching the tip of the applicator a few times... a minute later, my pointer is stuck to my thumb... GG.

Moral of the Story?:
Don't play with superglue guys. It makes it hard to type :( Plus, even when you get your fingers apart, it still stays on your fingers >.< Ew

I'm on a Boat!

Alright, so there's this song:

I'm on a Boat. It's pretty freaking awesome. One day when we were staying overnight for street fair, we saw it on TV and were like... Oh, My, God. without further ado, (This is the clean version)



Here's the Lyrics for anyone who wants them (explicit):

[Intro (T-Pain)]
(Shortayyyy) Aww shit
Get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fuckin deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfuckin toes
We runnin this, let's go

[Chorus (T-Pain)]
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat (boat, yeah)

[The Lonely Island (T-Pain)]
I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowin on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin five knots, wind whippin out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies
I'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin copies

I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and shit
The dolphin's splashin, gettin e'rybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh
{Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!}

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

[T-Pain]
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat comin my way
Believe me when I say, I fucked a mermaid

[Chorus]

[T-Pain]
Whoahhh
Sha-sha-shorty, shorty
Yeah yeah yeahhh

Clean
Uncut

Random Jottings of the Day

While taking an Econ test in Mr. Clark's class today, I noticed one of the questions involved the 'Bank of Brotherhood.' Apparently, this was Shimmon's test, but nevertheless, I couldn't stop laughing throughout the test. WE'RE LEGENDS!


Damn Yankees! coming up this week(end)! I hear that they're having specific dates on the tickets this year, so if you haven't bought yours yet, do so! Enjoy the show

Middle Click

So, I don't know if anyone ever noticed, but while using Firefox, the middle click is god. You can use it to scroll up and down web pages, yes, but did you know all of its other functions? Middle click a link and you open it in a new tab. Middle click a tab and you'll close the tab. Middle click is a revolutionary thing that will replace your Right click> open in new tab habits. I would like to thank Stephen for bringing this to my attention sometime during the summer. My mind was blown. I've been using middle click ever since and I've been an adamant supporter of it.

Just thought I'd inform everyone else out there who didn't know the awesomeness of the middle click.

Some Testimonials:

(9:18:28 PM): HOLY CRAP!

(9:18:32 PM): middle click IS AMAZING

(9:18:35 PM): whoaaaa

bobol23O (9:18:40 PM): hahaha

(9:18:41 PM): why dont ppl tell us these things

(9:18:42 PM): . . .

bobol23O (9:18:43 PM): you didnt know either?

(9:18:46 PM): NO!

(9:18:52 PM): who the hell clicks the middle

(9:18:53 PM): lol

and

(9:31:56 PM): omgwtf

(9:32:03 PM): THAT MIDDLE CLICK THING IS AWESOME

bobol23O (9:32:49 PM): LOL

bobol23O (9:32:53 PM): did you read the article too?>

(9:33:02 PM): the brotherhood article

(9:33:03 PM): WTF

(9:33:06 PM): i never knew that

(9:33:27 PM): *clicks new tabs high*

Have fun and keep clicking!

Major Developments

Hello everyone, this is Inspector Anonymous Zebra speaking.

I was working undercover this afternoon by the alias Alan Zhao. At around 1400 hours, something caught my attention at the corner of my eye. It appeared as if a man was dragging the corps of the late Dora the Explorer through the halls of Lowell High School. As I approached the scene, this mysterious man shoved the body into a locker on the 1st floor near the girls restroom. Upon further investigation, this man identified himself as Courtney Quan, but he vehenemently denied any involvement with the recent murder. Although I have -250 vision, I am confident that I saw the decapticated body inside the locker, given that blood was splattered everywhere.

When this man left, I collected some DNA evidence from the ground and submitted it to the lab for futher testing. Several hours later, DNA experts confirmed that the blood was indeed that of Dora the Explorer.

Upon consulting with the District Attorney office at DeeDeeDee Hall, we have decided to charge Courtney Ryan Quan (18) of San Francisco with assessory to murder. A warrant is currently out for his arrest.

However, this does not mean that we have solved the crime. The killer, whoever he or she may be, is still on the loose and is considered armed and extremely dangerous. Anyone with information is urged to contact police.

Until next time....

- Inspector Anonmynous Zebra

Dora in Helen's Locker?

Wise Brother will update pictures soon. Apparently, Dora's body was found in Helen Huang's locker earlier this afternoon. What happened to the body now, we do not know. Helen claims to have no involvement with Dora being placed in the locker and claims she is being set up.

Thought: She didn't try to suck up to me by giving me a cupcake. I would take that as a sign of her trying to look all nice and innocent of the crime if she had given me one. But then again, i'm Undercover Brother, and not many people know that I am on the job. Inspector AZ will be reporting in later tonight. Maybe she gave him a cupcake?

Signing Out

-Undercover Brother

Happy Birthday Stephen!

So, Mr. Mei is now 18! Women everywhere rejoice. Wishing a very happy birthday to Stephen. Go get your lotto ticket, ciggs, and strip club thingymajig. I hoped you like the cupcaked. :D

Quick Update On Dora

Dora was last found in a store that had a Boat. The boat was supposed to be used for one of the brother's further endeavors. Whether Dora's demise had any relations with this boat, I do not know. But I do know that both the Dora and Boat are supposed to be used during times of celebration.
Boat last seen on March 21, 2009.
-UB

*UPDATE* Inspector Anonymous Zebra has obtained a still video image of the crime scene. (Picture posted above.) Any body with information leading to the arrest of the killer is urged to contact the authorities.
- Inspector AZ

We need to get out more.

Well, we all know that since being at lowell, most if not all of us have spent more time staring at our computer than we would like to admit.

With that in mind, I would like to point out a nice little article on cracked.com. It's a bit cynical, but it's a nice read.

It talks about how we are becoming less social and need to get out more. Here are a few of my favorite excerpts:

On instant messengers and email:

You can pick and choose which questions to answer. The person on the other end can't see your face, can't see you get nervous, can't detect when you're lying. You have almost total control and as a result that other person never sees past your armor, never sees you at your worst, never knows the embarrassing little things about yourself that you can't control. Gone are the common quirks, humiliations and vulnerabilities

On why we need to get outside:

It's the kind of physical, dirt-under-your-nails satisfaction that you can only get by turning off the computer, going outdoors and re-connecting with the real world. That feeling, that "I built that" or "I grew that" or "I fed that guy" or "I made these pants" feeling, can't be matched by anything the internet has to offer.

So everyone get out and have fun with your friends. Don't spend that weekend molting in that chair of yours staring at the computer. Call up a friend or two and plan something. We need to interact to be happy. As someone once said in their senior quote:

make memories with you friends and live everyday like it may be your last. Carpe diem.

Go out, have fun, Carpe Diem.

NEWS FLASH ON DORA'S DEATH

New evidence ties in Dora's untimely death with the birthday celebration of dear friend and sister, Helen Huang. Although it was her 18th birthday, authorities believe that she and many others had involvement with the incident. One suspect had admitted to wanting to bash Dora open in hopes of finding candy inside of her. I will update again when more evidence comes to light!

-UB

Happy Birthday Helen!

I just want to take the time to say Happy Birthday to our good friend Helen. It's been filled with candy, books, boots, and dora-bashing (pictures to come later).

The big 1-8. She's legal now boys. Have fun ;)

Undercover Brother Will Find Dora's Culprit!

Today, I have been sent on a top secret mission to find Dora the headless explorer's murderer. Rumor has it that the culprit belongs to the feminine species. Although I was not at school today, out eloping w/ White She-Devil, my sources tell me that we got this case nailed SOLID. No need to fear, Undercover Brother and the B.R.O.T.H.E.R.H.O.O.D. is here.

Pictures to come soon. Wise Brother (Courtney) will be updating us with footage from the crime scene. He has brought Dora's head home for further forensic investigations.

Peace out from Mo Town

- UB

FML!

Ever feeling down on your life and you need to rant about it somewhere?

Or maybe you need to see other people's misfortunes to see that your own are not so bad?

Or maybe you just want a good laugh?

Well, FML is for you!

Another more serious site is grouphug where people post things and you can choose to either hug or negative hug, but it seems to be down in the dumps lately.